When you ask if any Prod Asses are free to go wardrobe shopping

When the director says that we're just gonna do one more take.

When you get to the shoot location early and avoid talking to the other crew members until is absolutely necessary

When the director sends you a treatment with loads of spelling mistakes

When you get the go-ahead for a shoot abroad

When 'a decision has to be made about the colour of the hero envelope' and you're caught in the middle of the debate between the creative agency and the client

When you tell the Producer that none of our usual editors are free and that we'll have to try someone new for their client attended online